Small Town Strategist Mugs

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'Start barking and stop handing out business cards.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Will you make the final table?'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"Go human."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

Small Talk Outlet

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Poker Moms

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'