Small Town Satirists T-Shirts

'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

War of Words

Suburban street.

How much for the lamp post?

Leftie Trump

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"Very few leave the grove!"

Early Ram Raids

Trump the Shepherdess

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance