Small Town Drama Lover Mugs

"Dang you, Jimmy Buck. I hear you is datin' my sister. Goshamighty heck, Jimmy Roy. She my sister too."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Speech

Oedipus

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Richard Hughes.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"