Small Town Charm Seeker Prints

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Another sleepy one town horse.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Cattle show Week.

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

Old-fashioned computer

Centerville.

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

be my valentine

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Foxy Lady