Small Talk Supremo Pillows

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

What price beauty?

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Let's talk about the weather.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

Dadonomics

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

Why are you here?

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

"I know absolutely nothing about that subject, but I will give you my opinion."

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

"We're perennials."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

Small Talk Lounge

Small Talk Outlet

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

What we talk about when we talk about the weather