Small Talk Challenger Pillows

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

What price beauty?

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

Dadonomics

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

Let's talk about the weather.

Why are you here?

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"Lovely weather for it."

'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."