Small Screen Aficionado Mugs

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Hollywood Breakup

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Robert Mitchum

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"And now the award for..."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Widescreen TV.

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.