Small Screen Aficionado Mugs

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'There's nothing on.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Hollywood Breakup

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Traditional Family Meals

"And now the award for..."

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."