Small Pleasure Admirer Mugs

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Book Me!

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

"Anyone home?"

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

Most Annoying Bark

"I bought you a software update...new underwear."

Validate your parking?

'... and that one is yours!'

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

Hummingbird deflates parachute.

"What a shell!"

"It's deliciously trashy."

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

'Would you consider a swap?'

'Now is there anything you want to ask me? For example, 'where did you get that fantastic necklace?''

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

Miniature Village Minor Public School

I'm a craftsman but no one can afford to pay me anymore. Please help.

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'