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'They sure have small litters.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Director/Action Man toy.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"You order the microbrew?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'But they get attached to me!'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'