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'They sure have small litters.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Director/Action Man toy.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

King Kongs first christmas

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

'But they get attached to me!'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'