Small Government Advocate Pillows

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

"Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Rudd's family Farmacy.

'He's sad because he had an origami business... unfortunately it folded!'

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

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