Small But Mighty Pillows

'Determined little guy.'

The Hobby Store

Double Bass

Today we learned to count to one.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"El muy mal perro"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I want one of those!"

Castle Efficiency

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

"It's not fair! School was out an hour ago. . . I don't wanna be sick now!"

'She may be small, but she's got the spleen of a lion.'

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

Weight-lifting

'Go get a smaller ball!'

Toddler playing the cello

Demonstrator with son.

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'

"I know I should love my neighbor as myself, but he isn't my neighbor!"