Slueths Of The Silent T-Shirts

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Joan Hickson

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Mime Baby

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Charlie Chaplin

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

The John Cage Carollers

Man in orchestra pit making bread rolls dance,Chaplin style, to direct Can-Can dancers

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'