Slow-motion Runner Prints

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Snail Racing

"We haven't danced in ages."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"We ran into a marathon."

Portrait finish.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

The pole bolt

Linford Christie

Sergio Kun Aguero

"I have bad knees."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.