Slow Walker Prints

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Snail Racing

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Are you a football fan?'

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Retired Snails.

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

"Are we there yet."

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"We've been intersnailing."

In 'n out lung transplant.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

George finally found some friends who could keep pace with his rigorous training.'

'How should I know how far it is to Yuma by way the crow flies! My way is about 40 years.'