Slow But Steady Walker T-Shirts

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

A tortoise

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

"Are they still following us?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Tortoise Mailman.

'Are you a football fan?'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.

"This is moving too fast. . ."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

In 'n out lung transplant.