Slouch Observer Mugs

'Stevie?! Little Stevie Robb?! I'd recognize that slouch anywhere! It's Mrs. Halm, your third-grade teacher!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Beaver tower

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Magic Act

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Chess on TV

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Gone to seed.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Life's a bench.

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'First snowdrop.'

Oculist.

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

Impractical Gardener.