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Teachers; 'Oh no! It's the truancy inspector.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Monkey casino study.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Early Micronesian Casino

Planning for retirement in a casino.

An affair to remember.

One Armed Bandit

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"You lose again...!"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

Slot machine.

Slot Machine Tree

Most liberal slots on The Strip

One armed bandit workout.

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"Comeon! Poppa needs a new pair of pants. . . "

'Compulsive gambling.'

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

A man playing slot machine gets the losing combination '666' . . .

Island one armed bandit.

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'