Slot Machine Dreamer Mugs

'There's not legalized gambling in our state, what are you talking about?'

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Math Dreams

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Angel Music