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Sloaney Pony.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

The Selfie

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Gone Fishing

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

TV stage door

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'