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"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Kissing the Fish

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Education Guidance

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Happy Tots Day Care.

Trout Game

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"So...what are you in for?"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'