Slipper Chewer T-Shirts

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Biting Slippers.

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

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