Slime Sleuth Mugs

'Was it the slime trail?'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Spy Satellite

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'