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"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"It's baaaack!"

"Another successful year!"

Cow Sonar

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

Business Slides.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Freudian slide

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Glissando!

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

'Git yer forward passes, yer laterals, or yer handoffs here!'

A woman glides down a water slide

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

Royal Flush

Hokey Cokey 'In' and 'Out' trays

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

I like wearing masks during his presentations. No one can see my chronic yawning.