Sleuthing With Cats Pillows

Cats vs Murder Wall

The practical psychopath

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'The butler did it.'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Curiosity."

Noir kitty.

"What happened to what cat?"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"This was no accident, Sarge! He was intentionally DROPPED!"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Auditing

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

Alleyway cat

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

Cat-ME- swats man-YOW!'

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

"Dad, someone has been uploading fake cat videos on the internet!"

'Incredible deductions, Mr. Holmes.'

"I'll help you find your bone if you tell me how you dug this 'hole.'"

Dick Cheney in retirement...

"It's a text from our cat...he wants back in!"

Cats in police lineup

'Sometimes I think he understands every word we say.'