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"Ultimately, I would like to drive my own sleigh."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Taxi

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'I waxed the runners.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

Slippery underfoot

"I brake for milk & cookies"