Sleepyhead Admirer Pillows

'The first thing that attracted me to him was his wonderful gone to bed eyes.'

Falling Asleep

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"You're just run down."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Early Night Club

"I'm going."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'