Sleepless Souls Prints

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

This coffee can keep you up

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Early Night Club

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Wide-awake.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Mathematics.

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

Counting Sheep

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'