Sleepless Nights Club Mugs

"There is no 'snooze button'. Get up, it's your turn to see to the baby!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Try thinking about something else."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Early Night Club

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

This coffee can keep you up

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

The John Cage Carollers

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"