Sleeping Bag Lover Prints

"Now get down there and make a sale."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

It bag and no knickers!

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Cot.

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"What? I slept seven months."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"He just woke up from hibernation."