Sleeper-in-training Mugs

"Next year we lose our nap time...then we have to wait until we get real jobs to get it back!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Super Student

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Dolphin tricks.

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"This dog has wheels!"

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"I'm bored."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Ducks following a child.

REALLY boring sermons

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

"Having fun there little guy?"

The Home Birth of Venus

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my Blog?'

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

"You know, if I wrote all day, and you brought me meals on a tray, I could pretend I was at one of those writers' colonies all summer."

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

Man tries on cape

"Ultimately, I would like to drive my own sleigh."