Sledding Gifts

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Pushy Dog

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Socially distanced sledding

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

"I don't think this is the right spare"

'I couldn't get liability insurance for my sled.'

Baby on SNOW board.

Cramped Indian toboggan

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

'Oh, I believe in Santa Claus. I'm just not a fanatic about it.'

'Whoever thought twerking was entertaing is crazy.'

Snowboarding downhill.

Man stops dogs barking using his key fob.

Sled breaks through snow globe.

"Run along. Snow is time-sensitive."

Sledding

Child builds themselves a sled.

In luge it's feet first. In skeleton it's head first. In a close race they win by a nose or win by their toes!

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Skiing Holiday

Say, I just had a thought

Scratch that later, Larry!

The short-lived prairie dog sled race.

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Iditarod Race Start. Anchorage to Nome. You find your way around Alaska by cell phone towers? Sure --- All nodes lead to Nome!

Sochi. What happened to you? One minute I was coming down the track, having a great run and I just flew off my sled! It's not fair --- I'm better than the guys who won medals! This guy with the aches and pains all over is a real poor sport. Don't say it, Ernie! He's a sore luger!

"All we need now is a really strong squirrel to give us a push."

"This will come up in couples therapy!"

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."