Dog Sledding Gifts

Pushy Dog

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"I don't mind not being lead dog. I get to go with the flow and the view from this end is kind of like watching porn."

"On task! On task, you huskies!"

Free Range Sled Dog

North Pole

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'The next howl I hear at this table means no more chasing dogsleds for a week.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Mush Puppies

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Sledge with huskies.

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

As the snow swirled and thickened about him, Roland found himself in the center of the legendary and sometimes deadly whiteout.

Mushrooms.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Remember, all these life experiences can someday be used as college credit.

Robocall of the wild

Say, I just had a thought

Klondike Bars

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

Socially distanced sledding

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Dog Igloo.

Scratch that later, Larry!

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."