Dog Sledding Dreamer Gifts

"It's a dachshund. He hates this weather...."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Cat king.

Can I have a look at the map?

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Dog Igloo.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Scratch that later, Larry!

The brain of a dog.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Say, I just had a thought

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog's Loo

When Pugs dream.

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled