Dog Sledding Dreamer Gifts

"It's a dachshund. He hates this weather...."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Can I have a look at the map?

Cat king.

Dog Igloo.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The brain of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Keep Off The Hay

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog's Loo

Sledder breaks through snow globe.