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'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

'I just can't stand a front seat driver!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Pushy Dog

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Sister Cities

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right