Sled Driver Gifts

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

'I just can't stand a front seat driver!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

That one has all the batteries!

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Pushy Dog

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Yes, That Was The Exit

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

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