Slapstick Humor Pillows

Watching Your Step

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"Look! Thag invent comedy!"

For Ernie, learning from his mistakes is a form of continuing education.

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Is that a piano?"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'