Slapstick Chef Gifts

Headless Chicken picking out chief in a line up

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.