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Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

John Bunyan

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Stephen Spender.

Dating an English Major

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Thomas Hardy

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Novak Djokovic

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Henrik Ibsen,

Basketball

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Sinking with your heart

'Love me little, love me long.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

The Book Lover

Lord Byron