Poetry Fanatic Pillows

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Stephen Spender.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Thomas Hardy

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'He was a great writer'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Henrik Ibsen,

Addicted to reading

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

The Book Lover

Lord Byron

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Sinking with your heart

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Limerick Airport

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Friedrich Schiller

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"