Slalom Sensation Mugs

Ski-ers.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The rocket powered skiier

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Runner going through hurdles.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Slalom

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Surfing Pensioner

Golf

'Why trees kill skiers'

The dream works when the team works!

Skiers

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Rory McIlroy

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Jet Ice Skating

We shall overcome covid-19

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I've never skied paper before."

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"