Skyworder Pillows

"I'm gonna have to let him go - that's the third time this week he's had skywriter's block!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

Ornithologist

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

Angel Crash

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Amelia Earhart

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and ecology

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School