Skyway Explorer Prints

Arrivals - On Time, Late, Early, Lost,

'What zip code are we in now?'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Airlines

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Flights and Coronavirus

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Student driver."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'You're away, Doc!'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Falling

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.