Skyway Explorer Mugs

Arrivals - On Time, Late, Early, Lost,

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Flights and Coronavirus

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Tess of the Dirigibles

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Student driver."

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'You're away, Doc!'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Falling

Ballooning,

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Jet Pack