Skyscraper Dreamer Gifts

"We've decided to add forty floors."

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"It's meant to be a high rise... you've got the plans upside down."

"It's not exactly what I'd intended"

'I'm feeling whimsical. Build me a bunny shaped office block there.'

'We lost funding.'

"It's going well so far."

Construction.

twist building

'I understand they're planning a very large facility.'

Save this Wilderness.

'Be fair, it's a difficult site but the architect has made the most the space...'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Boy pilot.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"