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"It's the only exercise I get."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

King Kongs first christmas

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

The Gilmore Girls

Real Estate Depression

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

New York Gondolier

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"It does make a statement."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"