Sky Surfing T-Shirts

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The World Wide Web.

A private jet takes off

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Crop duster wanted.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Student driver."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Becalmed yachts

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Free WiFi

Falling

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Asian Adventure Vacations

"It was on my Bucket List."

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Ballooning,

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

A clowns parachute.

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.