Sky-high Superstore Fan T-Shirts

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'It's about time!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Hole Sale

Men and Women's changing rooms

Hooks R Us.

New York Gondolier

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Shopping Trolley

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

New Shoes.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

The eskimo lottery...

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

New York Stocks

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

Hoping to boost holiday shopping, many retailers have installed vacuum doorways.

It was love at first sight.

Giant Shoe Sale

Alligator shoes.

Acme Elevator Company

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"I've been online shopping all day. My feet are killing me."