Sky High Savings Seekers Pillows

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Nest Egg

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

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The Mattress Savings Bank

A child busking

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Rolling Over a Pension.

'I already have money. I need advice on how to keep it and make it last.'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."