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Unusual Washing Line

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Last Leaf

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Business-Class.

Child doing the washing up

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Dad’s Homework Assignment

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Multiple Migs

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

A day of domestics...

How to communicate with a man.