Sky Gazers Gifts

'Don't give up the day job...'

"My phone is busted...whoa! Has the sky always been blue?"

Cloud chart

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

This might soon be the only job where things are looking up.

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

'No hitchhikers!'

A collection of numbered clouds; everyone is on cloud 9.

Humans gather to witness the celestial miracle of a 'Transitory Solar Appearance'.

The day we ran out of weather.

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Reach for the Star.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I blame global warming!'

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"